FA LA LA LA LA PSA
I was cruising Amazon recently (Take my advice: Lots of great deals, but the porn is awful.) and I saw this little gem for sale:
It’s the “Fred & Friends Freeze Handgun-Shaped Ice-Cube Tray” and it’s exactly what it sounds like: an ice-cube tray that makes handgun-shaped ice cubes. You can also get one that makes AK-47 shaped ice.
Nothing makes a party quite like a bit of cool weaponry to ice down your beverage.
This isn’t a post about wacky holiday gift items. You can watch any late night talk show this time of year for that sort of thing. I just wanted to mention this one item, because when I saw it on Amazon, it literally made me fall off my web-surf board (it’s clever wordplay like that that lets me pull down the big blogger bucks). I’m not making fun of it (well, maybe a little), endorsing it, or advocating that anyone else do those things.
Just consider this public service announcement a little yuletide stocking stuffer from me to you.
Ho. Ho. Holy cow.