A TYPICAL CONVERSATION IN MY HOUSE
Me: Look at this creepy bug I saw at the courthouse. Can I keep him?
The Wife: EWWWW. No! Keep him there.
Boy Kid: Why was it at the courthouse?
Me: It was paying a parking ticket.
The Wife: You got a parking ticket?
Me: THE BUG. I said the bug was there paying a parking ticket.
Boy Kid: You hafta pay for a ticket to park?
Me: You have to pay a ticket if you park too long.
Boy Kid: Why?
Me: You’re all kind of missing the point. [To the Girl Kid] You wanna see a creepy bug?
Girl Kid: No.
*The Dad of the house slinks away with his phone. Maybe the cats will appreciate his photography.*
The Cats: Feed us.