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A TYPICAL CONVERSATION IN MY HOUSE

Courthouse Bug

Me: Look at this creepy bug I saw at the courthouse. Can I keep him?

The Wife: EWWWW. No! Keep him there.

Boy Kid: Why was it at the courthouse?

Me: It was paying a parking ticket.

The Wife: You got a parking ticket?

Me: THE BUG. I said the bug was there paying a parking ticket.

Boy Kid: You hafta pay for a ticket to park?

Me: You have to pay a ticket if you park too long.

Boy Kid: Why?

Me: You’re all kind of missing the point. [To the Girl Kid] You wanna see a creepy bug?

Girl Kid: No.

*The Dad of the house slinks away with his phone. Maybe the cats will appreciate his photography.*

The Cats: Feed us.

Annnnnddddd…..SCENE….

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